Pierced Eyeglasses

The idea of hanging eyeglasses from a piercing or a combination of piercings or even transdermal implants is something that a lot of us have toyed with — as I was writing this, my old boss Tom Brazda reminded me that almost ten years ago we made a set of them built around a 10ga bridge piercing (with both left and right-handed threading to make it adjustable). That said, I don’t think we ever took pictures, so maybe I’m making it up because I want to steal James Sooy’s thunder. He’s who sent me this gorgeous example of a piercing-mounted set of eyeglasses:








  1. I hope an optician has checked the lenses and the placement of the piercings because if its done wrong he’ll get a tonne of headaches!

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  6. I’ve had my glasses break so many times because my son has hit me in the face…this looks like that would hurt too…OUCH!!!

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  8. Men have become the tools of their tools.

  9. pierced eyeglasses nice idea…great website

  10. Wow, cool man, big thanks!

  11. Magnetized connectors would be a big improvement.

    But I still can’t get past the fact that this guy looks just like the girl in the Classmates.com ad in the sidebar.

  12. Why????
    and nice hair, dude! (not)

  13. and Dave, i’m NOT Sir Robin.
    my hair is bad, but not that bad.

  14. what’s wrong with contact lenses?

    nice idea but suspect it needs more work 😉

  15. Have he never heard of contact lenses?

  16. i have glasses… and a bridge piercing, while i love this concept i think there could be a lot of pain come from this… or maybe im just more clumsy with my glasses than the average person is… my glasses and bridge done seem to get along so well, i dont think i’d ever chain them together.

  17. umm.. no, just no. his hairs hilarious though XD

  18. melissa says:

    Haha I love how many people keep saying he will fall and get the “caught on something”.. I have worn glasses for 20 years and have never once had them “catch” on anything but my hair. Looks pretty useful to me!

  19. Lai-Lai says:


  20. Lets hope they never get in a fight 😯

  21. Thats just messed up and stupid… 😡

  22. “One of the most useful piercing I’ve ever seen” you have got to be kidding me. I wear glasses and that is one of the most retarded things that I’ve ever seen.

  23. seriously….check out how the dude actually LOOKS!

    Would YOU want to look like that

  24. wont it mess up and move around if he frowns of raises his eyebrows?

  25. uncle skunk says:

    Lame-sauce, if the peircing actually had some craftmanship rather than just a steel fixture…. maybe, but not really. I could see this becoming a trend like the lip-piercing after limp bizkit, oh-yah and the really gay tribal tattoos… and barbed-wire. actually, why not? I’ll get one, but only if I can have chains that go from my earpiercings to my eyebrows so I will forever look like a late 50’s librarian.

  26. john ashore says:

    😀 what’s next? may be piercing the toilette paper in your ass. pretty handy.

  27. stephanie says:

    wow did that hurt 2 me it look like it does 😯 like i no u dont have 2 worry ur classes falling off but
    why did u did 4 😛 can u pls type me bk thanks :)

  28. Good to know that if I had those then the dogs at work could not knock them off my face while holding them for the vet. lol

  29. i had sex with your mom says:

    contacts dooshbag……………..and you do know the matrix isn’t real don’t you?

  30. It may be a useful piercing, but hey are useless glasses; how are you supposed to clean them so you can see.

    Very impractical.

    Cool pics, though :)

  31. bad for accidental faceplants